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Children joke - Mommy's Washcloth

2012-02-10T20:44:00.000-08:00

There was a little boy whose mother was about to have a baby.

One day the little boy walked in and saw his mother naked and he asked what was the hair in between her legs?

She responded, "It's my washcloth".

Weeks later after the mother had the baby, the young boy walked in on his mother again, but while she was in the hospital the doctor shaved her pubic hair, and the boy asked his mother: "What happened to your washcloth?"

The mother responded, "I lost it".

The little boy trying to be helpful set out to find his mother's washcloth. A few days later the little boy went running to his mother yelling and screaming, I found your washcloth, the mother thinking that the child was just playing went along with the boy and asked, "Where did you find it?"

The boy answered, "The maid has it and she is washing daddy's face with it."

Best Funny Game - Zombie Defense Agency

2012-02-09T19:14:00.000-08:00

Starvation amongst the Zombie population is at an all time high and they now want to go after your town. The defense agency's job is to feed them plenty of lead! star build your towers now...

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Sweet SMS Collections for Valentine Day

2012-02-09T18:38:00.000-08:00

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I got a gr8 idea in my mind 4 Valentine day....
Wat ever its cming up sunday
v wil meet our valentine partner in ( itwar bazar).

Saman lenay k bahanay.
So dnt miss ths valentine...
O dear....
No fear ....
When i m here

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Valentines Day is a day of love
No 1 gives me more luv than u
U brighten up my Each day
U deserve my undying luv.
Will U Be my valentine????

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Plenty Of Love!!!
...Tons of Kisses,

Hope Some Day...
To Be Your Mrs!!!

Happy Valentine’s Day

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What is LOVE..???
Its not a thing will not come first site...
Because..
Love is a moment of truth...
Happy Valentines day...

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My rose is red,
Ur eyes r blue,
You love me,
and I love u.
Happy valentine’s day.

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Some People are So Much Important in our Life.
Not because We Enjoy their Company.
But Because We Feel Sooo much Loneliness in their Absence.
Happy Valentine's Day.

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Love comes
through the hands
that touch
With
unabashed affection,
For only
skin-to-skin can love
Maintain
its true direction.
I love u my Valentine.

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I loved her from my heart,
She touched my soul n shake my heart,
I found her mine, but that wasnt true,
I cried all night but she never dew,
Was it wrong to express my love?
Was it the same reason she left?

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If 100% of people love you,
make sure I am one of them,

If 99% people hate you,
make sure I am in that 1% who loves you,

If 100% of people hate you,
then make sure I am No More.

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Live for the one,who can die 4 u
Smile for the one,who cries for u
Fight for the one,who protects u
And,love the one,who loves u more than u

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I can't find a reason why Life Introduced Me to You..
But that's not the question.
Question is: How life knew that I needed a lovely one like you???

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One Two
How r u

Three four
Love me more

Five six
Date is fix

Sis seven
U r my Heaven

Eight nine
Be my Valentine

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I love my life
Because it gave me you
I love you
Because you are my life
Happy Valentine's Day

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Hey ! for your kind info My mobile will be switched off on Feb-14 to avoid unwanted proposal.So dont try to call on that day and intimate to Ur friends too.... Happy Valentines day !!

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Wen i check my pocket i find sum coins, wen i check my purse i find sum rupes, but wen i check my heart i found"U"& realised HOW RICH I AM..HAPPY VELENTINE DAY

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My Funny Relationship Jokes Collection - Memory Class

2012-02-09T18:33:00.000-08:00

An elderly couple had been experiencing declining memories, so they decided to take a power memory class where one is taught to remember things by association.

A few days after the class, the old man was outside talking with his neighbor about how much the class helped him.

"What was the name of the Instructor?" asked the neighbor.

"Oh, ummmm, let's see," the old man pondered. "You know that flower, you know, the one that smells really nice but has those prickly thorns, what's that flower's name?"

"A rose?" asked the neighbor.

"Yes, that's it," replied the old man. He then turned toward his house and shouted, "Hey, Rose, what's the name of the Instructor we took the memory class from?"

Cute Dog Picture Collection

2011-10-26T10:33:00.000-07:00

Play Free Online Game - SuperCyclone

2011-10-14T07:21:00.000-07:00

SuperCyclone is a frantic space-shooter in a spiralling universe. You are the lone pilot sent to defend groups of star gates. Stop the green alien nests from entering the gates and stop the hordes of aliens coming for you. Don’t forget to use your mighty Cyclone, a very powerful weapon that can save you in the heat of the battle

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Sweet Kiss SMS messages Collections

2011-10-07T20:40:00.000-07:00

Kiss SMS Messages Collection

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Excellent Saying
" The Best Things In Life
Can Never Be Kept,
They Must Be Given Away.
A Smile , A Kiss , & Love

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A Kid On His Way To Home With His Mom, Saw A Couple Kissing On The Road. He Suddenly Shouted And Said: Look Mom They Are Fighting For A Chewing GUM.

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Everytime i see you in my dreams,i feel like kissing u 888,888,888 times!!!

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KISS KISS KISS KISSE
KISSE KISSE KISSE KISS KISS
KISS
MISS
MISS
KISS
KISS
kiss
KISS
THESE ALL BIG & SMALL KISSES R ISSUED FOR PUBLIC PROFIT ONLY.
WISH U HAPPY KISS DAY

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KISS is purely organic and naturally sweet,
has no artificial ingredients and
is 100% wholesome.
Here’s one for you.
MUAAAAAAAK! Have a nice day!

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If u read,u owe me a HUG,
if u delete,u Owe me a kiss,
if u save,u owe me a DATE,
if u return txt msg 2 me,
u OWE me All,
bt if u ignore,
U r MINe!
So wat will U do?

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Love is blind
Be very kind
when I kiss you
Please don’t mind

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The fluffy cloud may kiss the sky,
the rose may kiss the butterfly,
the morning due may kiss the grass
but you my friend may kiss my lips!!

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cut a fish in a dish,
if you love me
give me a KISS

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What is Kiss?
Kiss is an upper preparation for lower invasion,
that will lead to further penetation,i
n fast acceleration that will build the next generation.

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A peach is a peach.
a plum is a plum.
a kiss is not a kiss unless its with tongues.
so open ur mouth & close ur eyes & give ur tongue some exercise.

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Kissing you baby is my dream.
I am strawberry & you are the cream.
Handle me gently keep me real keen.
U & i together babes is passion so extreme

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what kisses mean
KISS ON HAND=i adore u,
KISS ON CHEEK=lets be friends,
KISS ON NECK=i want u,
KISS ON LIPS=i love u,
KISS ANYWHERE ELSE...
ets not get carried away!

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If kisses were water,
I will give you the sea,
If hugs were leaves,
I will give you a tree,
If you love a planet,
I will give you a galaxy,
If friendship is life,
I will give you mine

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Give me a kiss,
and to that kiss a score;
Then to that twenty,
add a hundred more:
A thousand to that hundred:
so kiss on,
To make that thousand up a million.
Treble that million,
and when that is done,
Let’s kiss afresh,
as when we first begun.

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I’ve been thinking about u and me...
if we were alone how it would be..
I would kiss u all over till ur feeling hot..
then give u a sensation when I hit the spot!

Play Free Games - Zombie Defense Agency

2011-09-30T09:02:00.000-07:00

Starvation amongst the Zombie population is at an all time high and they now want to go after your town. The defense agency's job is to feed them plenty of lead!

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Love SMS Message Collections

2011-09-29T03:37:00.000-07:00

when someone loves you,
you dont realize it
wen u realize it.its to late.
you always leave the one who loves you,
and love the one who leaves you

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Love is what I see in, your smile every day.
Love is what I feel in, every touch you give.
Love is what I hear in, every word you say.
Love is what we share every day we live

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Where there is peace? there is heart!
where there is heart? there is love!
where there is love there is you
where there is you? There is meeee!
I Love you!

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1st time i saw u i was scared 2 touch u.1st time i touched u i was scared 2 kiss u.1st time i kiss u i was scared to luv u.but now dat i luv u im scared 2 lose u!

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If u have reasons 4 caring someone.than u r using ur mind..but if u care someone 4 no reason then u r using ur heart and thats our relation.

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One Of The Best Moments In Life Is Wen,
"U See Ur Yellow Rose Turning Red Rose",
Hard 2 Understand????
So Read Again..

"Your friend turns into your love"

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Of All The People
That Could Have
Stolen My HEART
I Am So Happy It Was
YOU

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If love can be avoided by closing eyes,
then I wouldn't blink at all

for I dont want to let a second pass
having fallen out of love with U!

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The difference between love &frndship:
"With out U I can't live."
That is love.
-
"U must live I am with U."
That is frndship.
I AM WITH U!

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It must have been a rainy day when you were born, but it wasn't really rain, the sky was crying because it lost his most beautifull angel...!

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Lonely? no, how can I be lonely when you are always in my thoughts. I wake up with you and go to sleep with you. I love you

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Without Love — days are
“Sadday,
moanday,
tearsday,
wasteday,
thirstday,
frightday,
shatterday…
so be in Love everyday…

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those we love never go away
they walk beside us everyday…
Unseen…
Unheard…
still near..
still loved..
still Missed..
still very dear…

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Only God Knows How Much I Miss You,
Only God Knows How Deep I Love You,
Only God Knows How Much You Mean To Me.

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“Love & care are gifts…
If you receive it,open and appreciate it..
If not,don’t worry..,
Someone somewhere is still wrapping it for u.:)

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f I get your smile, I don’t need flowers.
If I get your voice, I don’t need music.
If you speak to me, I don’t listen any body else,
If you are with me, I don’t need the world.
Love You

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If a kiss was a raindrop I’d send you showers,
If a hug was a second I’d send you hours,
If happiness was sand I’d send you the sea,
If love was a person I’d send you me

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I may be innocent to know what love is
I may not show it to you
I may not love you the way it should be but ..
I am always willing to love you the way I understand it… I LOVE YOU.

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You asked for my love and i gave it to you,my heart and i gave it with no questions asked.I just wish you had told me that you had no intention of truely loving me.

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Just the thought of you puts a bright smile on my face.The sound of you voice brightens up my day and you kiss puts me on cloud 9.Thats how special you are to me

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It Is Nice
When Some1 Holds
Umbrella For u In The
Rain
But
Its The Most Wonderful
If Some1 Holds ur Hand
And Runs Crazily With u
In The Rain..

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Love Is The Happiness Of Today,
And Promise Of Tomorrow,
So This Warm Note Comes To You,
To Say That Live Life With A Heart Full Of Love

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Let Love Come To You,
Be Patient.
In Fairy Tales
They Don’t Find Each 0ther
Until
The Last Page

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Ultimate Truth of Love

Love Is What ...
Can Be Felt Not Told

It Can Be Given
Not Sold

It Comes When
You Least Expect It

&

Leaves You When
You Most Need It ...

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Two things are never defined in whole life,
1 is LOVE:
Bcoz u never know who LOVES u how much.
2nd Friend:
Bcoz u never know how deeply they care About U.

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I was on a ship thinking of you.
when i looked down i dropped a tear in the ocean.
then i promised myself that until someone finds it.
i wont forget you.

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You r like the Sunshine so warm,You r like Sugar so sweet,You r like You....& thats the reason why i love u.

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No one escapes from love,
Neither the rich nor poor,
Because it takes to satisfy a heart,
We feel we'll never be apart

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Everyone in the world is
searching for love
We say, "we love to eat, we love
our pets, we love to make
money." But, that kind of love

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love is like a flight,
because take of and landing it should be care,,
like that v must handle the love and lover
be careful lovers

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Love Someone ...
Not Because They Give
You What You Need ... !!!

But

Because They Give You Feelings
You Never Thought You Needed!

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"Response" Is One Of
The Powerful Tool To
Occupy A Place In
Someone's 'HEART'

Always

Give The Best Response
To The Person Who Cares
For You

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MONTHS After They Broke Up,

He asked her:
If he ever crossed her mind?
She replied with:
"You Never Left It"

She asked him:
If he still loved her?
He replied with:
"I never stopped"

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I LOVE U MORE THAN ANYTHING
MORE THAN A DAIMOND RING
U SMELL LIKE FLOWER IN SPRING
U BRING THE JOY OF EVERY THING
U R MY ALL
I LOVE U MORE THAN ANYTHING

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Love has its ups and downs, its twists and turns. Love leaves you pain, teaches u until you learn and even if love takes so long, it always takes you to where you belong.

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I've got ur back n u've got mine,
I'll help u out anytime.
2 see u hurt, 2 see u cry,
Makes me weep n wanna die.
I'll b right here, till the end,
Coz ur r my Love....

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getting wat u love is success, loving what u get is compromise, loving wheather you get it or not is true love, and loving even after being sure u won't get is pure love

Funny Basket Ball Pictures

2011-09-28T07:33:00.000-07:00

Jokes - New Bowling Rules

2011-09-28T07:29:00.000-07:00

Supplemental Rules for Bowling

If you holler "overs!" before the ball passes the arrows, you get to throw the ball over, unless of course, you get a strike. In which case, you can renege on the "overs".

When your team is about 10 marks down in the 8th or 9th frame, you can invoke the rule "First Team Through Bowling Wins the Game", and your team still has a chance.

After a member of the opposing team bowls 4 strikes in a row, he/she must bowl the next 4 frames blindfolded. If he/she continues to strike, his/her shoelaces will be tied together for 2 frames.

When you leave the 10-pin and you know you can't make the spare, but another member of your team can, invoke the "Designated Bowler" rule.

After you have 4 splits in one game, you may say "Kings X" and take those 4 frames over. However, if you split on the 2nd time around, you accept it. After all, "Fair is Fair".

If your ball goes in the gutter and jumps back onto the lane, knocking dow pins, by golly, you get them! That's much harder than to knock them down the conventional way. Good bowling should be recognized.

A ball should be declared dead when you bowl 3 games without a strike. It shall be the owners privilege to decide on the disposition of said dead ball - Burial at Sea, Dropped from an airplane over a live volcano, or a simple burial in the city dump. For a small fee, a league officer can be bribed to deliver a short eulogy.

Funny Videos

2011-09-28T06:37:00.000-07:00

Play with online Racing Games - Turbo Racing

2011-09-27T04:16:00.000-07:00

Win street races to move up the driving ranks & unlock better custom racing cars.

Do you can the lady any special?

2011-09-27T04:08:00.000-07:00

Actually she is a doll make in Japan, not human...

Funny Jokes - Girls night out

2011-09-27T04:04:00.000-07:00

Two women friends had gone out for a Girls Night Out, and had been decidedly over-enthusiastic on the cocktails. Incredibly drunk and walking home they suddenly realized they both needed to pee. They were very near a graveyard and one of them suggested they do their business behind a headstone or something. The first woman had nothing to wipe with so she took off her panties, used them and threw them away. Her friend however was wearing an expensive underwear set and didn't want to ruin hers, but was lucky enough to salvage a large ribbon from a wreath that was on a grave and proceeded to wipe herself with it. After finishing, they made their way home.

The next day the first woman's husband phones the other husband and said, "These damn girls nights out have got to stop. My wife came home last night without her panties." "That's nothing," said the other. "Mine came back with a sympathy card stuck between the cheeks of her butt that said, 'From all of us at the Fire Station, Well never forget you!'

Funny Animals Jokes - Impressive Hunting Dog

2011-09-27T04:02:00.001-07:00

An avid duck hunter was in the market for a new bird dog. His search ended when he found a dog that could actually walk on water to retrieve a duck. Shocked by his find, he was sure none of his friends would ever believe him.

He decided to try to break the news to a friend of his, a pessimist by nature, and invited him to hunt with him and his new dog.

As they waited by the shore, a flock of ducks flew by. They fired, and a duck fell. The dog responded and jumped into the water.

The dog, however, did not sink but instead walked across the water to retrieve the bird, never getting more than his paws wet. The friend saw everything but did not say a single word.

On the drive home the hunter asked his friend, "Did you notice anything unusual about my new dog?" "I sure did," responded his friend. "He can't swim.

Wow, 'Super Big'

2011-09-26T08:06:00.000-07:00

Fun Videos - Future Motion Control Gaming

2011-09-26T07:41:00.001-07:00

Funny Pictures - watermelon dragon

2011-09-26T05:07:00.000-07:00

Funny Animal Videos

2011-09-26T05:01:00.000-07:00

Play Free Flying Games - Air Show

2011-09-26T04:55:00.000-07:00

Win the five air races set in Rio de Janeiro, New York, Miami, Bueonos Aires and Dubai! Follow the arrows through the gates in the right order. Complete the course before the time runs out!

Good Night SMS Text Message Collections

2011-09-26T04:08:00.000-07:00

Now, Birds R Silent.
Buterflies R Hanging..
Sun Is Sleeping
Moon Is Watching U, Sshhhhhhhh..
Its Time 2 Sleep,Close Ur Eyes..
Sweet Dreams..

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Night Is A Theater

Dream
Is A
Movie
...
God
Is The
Director,

Nature
Is The
Producer

U R
The Hero
"Enjoy"
The Night With Sweet Dreams...:-)

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GOD never takes a day off to
love
care
guide and
protect
us in every moment of our lives
may his presence be with you
today and always
GOOD Night

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Good night my very special friend,
I pray you lay in rest,
And may tomorrow bring you,
Much love and happiness.
Do not think of me...
i m in ur eyes.
Good Night

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Dream touches your heart and soul.
It is a magical memory that unites fantasy and reality.
Hope you”ll have the sweetest dream tonight…
GoodNight!

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On this cold night,
In my small small room,
I look at the bright bright stars,
In the dark dark sky
And dream of your sweet sweet smile
On Ur cute cute face.
Good Night!

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Sleep with peace,
Wake with hope,
Go everywhere wit joy,
Take with faith,
Carry favour around u
and have a gud night.

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Close your eyes,
Concentrate your mind &
Pray to God about the things
That you want most.
GOD must fulfill your prayer...
Have a nice sleep...

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Dreaming of you makes my night worthwhile,
Thinking of you makes me smile,
Being with you is the best thing ever,
And loving you is what I"ll do forever..
Good night

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"S.L.E.E.P"
S-Say thanks to the god.
L-Lying on the bed.
E- Eyes closed slowly
E-End of the day.
P-Plan for the next day.

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MOON
has come to color
your dreams,
STARS
to make them
musical and my
SMS
to give you warm
and Peaceful Sleep.
Good Night...
Sweet Dreams..!

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My Math teacher told me
1 Hour=60 Mins and
1 Min = 60 secs.
but she never told me 1 sec without a FRIEND like you is equal to 100 years.
Miss you,
Good Night,
have a sweet dream

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When u are at the end of the rope,
just tie “one” knot and hang on
ill surely come and tie the remaining ” two” around you…..
remember, only in darkness we can see stars ! !
whenever , wherever ill be there for you
good night and sweet dreams!!

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Ssshh….Dont afraid..
its me..
jus putting a blanket of love upon u
so that u’ll never feel that u r alone..
Love you
Have a cozy sleep full of heavenly dreams….
Good Night

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—-\—-
,–<>–=____/7
(_£___=——/
._I__I_,
D0 I have permission to make an emergency landing in ur Dreams tonite?

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Let’s Play a Game its very INTERESTING ready?? START!!!
3 - - - - 2 - - - - 1 - - - - 0
Kya Start? haa..
Jab dekhoo khailne ki pari rahti hai
Ja kar so jao Chup kar k!! samjhay
“GOOD NIGHT”

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Sending u MY BED 2 let u rest, Pillows 2 give u COMFORT, and MY BLANKET 2 keep u warm. Gdnite! Sleep tight.I cant sleep now..coz i lent u all my things!

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. ' 12 ' .
9 !/ 3
' . 6 . '

. ' 12 ' .
9 !_ 3
' . 6 . '

. ' 12 ' .
9 _! 3
' . 6 . '
still awake?
Time to sleep,
GOOD NITE
+
SLEEP TIGHT
+
SWEET DREAMZ!!!

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G. Go 2 Bed
O. Off d Lights
O. Out O Tension
D. Dreams Come

N. Nice Sleep
I. Ignore Worries
G. Get Up Early
H. Have A Nice Day
T. Thank God Always

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If u feel little bored,little sick,little sad,all lost,
U know whats wrong?
U r suffering from lack of Vitamin ME

Good Night

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One day i may die without saying good bye to U.
But i will never forget to say thank you,
Because you hold the most loveliest part in my life
Good Night

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() """ ()
( ' ,' )
''' Hey u!!!
Yes u...
the cute one...
holding this
phone!
are you asleep?
Juste wanted 2 say Good Night..!

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()"""() WAIT...
( "o" ) Dont
(,><.) Sleep
let me pray
()"""()
( -o-)
( ,(")),
Dear GoD, plz.
let my friend
get sweet dreams,
Gud nite!

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Whenever you have a DREAM inside your HEART,
Never let it go coz DREAMS are the TINY SEEDS,
From which BEAUTIFUL TOMORROW GROWS
Have a wonderful dream tonight…
GOOD NIGHT

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One Special Surpirse for you!!!! Close your Eyes now
10 9 8 7 6 5 4 3 2 1
You Cheat
you did not closed your eyes!
So Now, no surprise, Only good Night

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Good night my very special friend,I pray you lay in rest,And may tomorrow bring you,Much love and
happiness.do not think of me...i m in ur eyes

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A shining ANGEL stands beside your silky bed,
Calling ur nice Name so softly,
Throwing flowers on U
And saying Good Night & Sweet Dreams

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Art of living:
First of all,dont make friends.
if made,dont go close to them.
if gone,dont like them.
if liked,then plz.. dont leave them.
Good Night, sweet dreams...

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WELCOME TO "GOOD NIGHT RESTAURANT"
Menu:
*Warm Pillow
*Hot blanket
*Soft Bed
*Sweet Dreams
*Sound Sleep
Have A great visit;-)

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Touch ur heart;
Close ur eyes;
Make a wish;
Say GoodNight;
Sky so wide,
Stars so bright,
Turn off the lights,
and say Good Night

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U might b sleeping
U might b awake
there's a feeling i
just cant shake...
I know deep inside
this feeling is right
the uncontrolable
urge 2 say....
GoOdNiGhT!

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Good Morning SMS Messages Collections

2011-09-24T20:08:00.000-07:00

In the morning,
sun gazes at me to make me happy...
Cool breeze hugs me to see my smile...
Birds sings to make me smile....
But my dear,
They dont know that
my smile is incomplete until
I remember your face...

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One of the joys in life
is waking up each day
with thoughts that somewhere,
Someone cares enough to
send a warm morning greeting!
Good morning and enjoy the day!
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MORNING
is a good time to REMEMBER
all the sweet things &
all sweet persons in your LIFE
so wake up with your
SWEET MEMORIES
!GOOD MORNING!
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"One's best success comes after their greatest disappointments." -
Good Morning & Have A Fantastic Day
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Learn Frm Your Past, Move On, Grow Stronger People R Fake,
But
Let Your Trust Last Longer
Do What You Gotta Do,
But
Always Stay True
G ().0 [)
M () R N ! N G

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believe in gods timing. its not always today,maybe not tomorrow. but you must believe his time is never late. good morning

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Hello,
wake up,
Receive my simple gift of GOOD MORNING
wrapped with sincerity,
tied with care
and
sealed with a prayer
to keep u safe
and
happy all day long!
Take Care!
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The Lovely Good Morning messege Does not Means to Disturb you.
But it means that you are my First Think of the Day.
G0od Morning

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For a nice friend
"nice morning"..
For a sweet friend
"sweet morning"
For a loving friend
"lovely morning"
For a Good friend
"good morning"
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The breeze has awakened the earth,
The sun gave brightness to the earth,
Birds gave melodious music to the earth,
Then its the time to wish my sweet friend
Good Morning
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End is not end..
In fact,
END is Effort Never Dies!!
NO is not always just denial..
Its NO- Next Opportunity!!
Always b positive!! Have a nice Morning
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All d achievements in this world r made by People who had d courage to not to listen to d crowd..
But..
Do what they felt was right??
Think!!
Good morning!!
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BEAUTIFUL WORDS-
Prayer is not an attempt to change God’s mind..
But its an attempt to let God change our mind…
Gud morning!
Gud day!!
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Good Morning stands for
G-get up
O-open ur eyes
O-out of ur bed
D-day has risen
M-merry life
O-old dreams come true
R-rise shine
N-new friends
I-ideas of life
N-nice future
G-GOOD DAY 4 U!
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In the morning,
sun gazes at me to make me happy…
Cool breeze hugs me to see my smile…
Birds sings to make me smile….
But my dear,
They don’t know that
my smile is incomplete until
I remember your face…
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One of the joys in life
is waking up each day
with thoughts that somewhere,
Someone cares enough to
send a warm morning greeting!
Good morning and enjoy the day!
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Tree leaves do not look green forever,
Roses do not look fresh forever,
But I pray to ALLAH that
Smile on your lips stay forever.
Good Morning & Have A Nice Day
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These r a few wonderful pairs in dis world,
Heart n beats, Night n moon,
Fish n water, Flowers n colours,
My msgs n ur smiles.
Good Morning
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Good Morning !
8tips to be happy:
1-Never be late
2-Dont cheat
3-Live simple
4-Except little
5-Work more
6-Alwayss smile
7-Have faith in God
Never lose hope !
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New Morning
* New Aim
* New Achivement
* Ur Dedication
* Comitment
* Success
Just Do It
Good Morning
Have
A Victory Of Your Life.
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Good Morning!
We think everyday is the same;
Day by day the same routine.
However when we look back
We realize everything's changed!...
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Every Morning is a Wonderful Blessing from God,
Either Cloudy raining or Sunny shining.
It stands for Hope which gives us another start of what we call Life.
Have a Good Morning and good Day!
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Any Night means nothing if there were no mornings following,
Each new Morning means that the end has not come yet!!,
Mornings remind you that you are still a live so
Enjoy your life, live, talk, smile, laugh, have fun, ....
Remember life is short so just enjoy as much as you can!!
Good Morning My Friend!.
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Morning is God’s way of telling us:
Here is One more time! Live life.
Make a difference.
Touch a heart.
Inspire a soul…
Encourage a mind.
Good Morning
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Q: What is the difference b/w secretary & private secretary?
Ans:
Secretary says GOOD MORNING SIR
&
Private secretary says ITS MORNING SIR
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BEAUTIFUL LINES-
Life is not an i-pod to listen to ur favorite songs!
Its like a radio in which U must adjust yourself to enjoy whatever cums up!!
Have a wonderful morning.
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Every morning u have 2 choices-
Continue ur sleep with dreaming!
OR
Wake up & chase ur dreams!
Choice is u’rs!
Gud mrng!!
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Morning is fresh
morning is beautiful
morning is calm
morning is quiet
but morning is not complete
without wishing you Good Morning !!
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I never ever forget u in morning time. Coz first bright light whisper ur name in my ears...
"G_@_@_D
M_O_R_N_I_N_G"
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Night has gone and the moon too.
Sun has arrived with the sky blue .
Open ur beautiful eyes there is a SMS for you.
To wish a Good Morning and Good Day
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Good Morning !
8tips to be happy:
1-Never be late
2-Dont cheat
3-Live simple
4-Except little
5-Work more
6-Alwayss smile
7-Have faith in God
Never lose hope !
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(G)od
(O)ffers us
(O)utstanding
(D)evotion to
(M)ake us
(O)bedient &
(R)eady for
(N)ew day to
(I)nitiate
(N)ew aim for the
(G)lory of life
"GOOD MORNING"
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Birds r Chillaying,
Murgha is Kurkuraying.
Chand is Doobing,
Sun is Nikling,
Flowers r Khushboo Maring,
Peacock is Naching.
All Kahing U
"GOOD MORNING"
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Funny Jokes - Clean The Mouse

2011-09-24T07:32:00.001-07:00

How to clean your mouse...

This memo is from an unnamed computer company. It went to all field engineers about a computer peripheral problem.

The author of this memo was quite serious. The engineers rolled on the floor.

Mouse balls are now available as FRU (Field Replacement Unit) therefore, if a mouse fails to operate or should it perform erratically, it may need a ball replacement.

Because of the delicate nature of this procedure, replacement of mouse balls should only be attempted by properly trained personnel.

Before proceeding, determine the type of mouse balls by examining the underside of the mouse.

Domestic balls will be larger and harder than foreign balls.

Ball removal procedures differ depending upon the manufacturer of the mouse.

Foreign balls can be replaced using the pop off method.

Domestic balls are replaced by using the twist-off method.

Mouse balls are not usually static sensitive.

However, excessive handling can result in sudden discharge.

Upon completion of ball replacement, the mouse may be used immediately.

It is recommended that each replacer have a pair of spare balls for maintaining optimum customer satisfaction.

Any customer missing his balls should suspect local personnel of removing these necessary items.

Funny Jokes - Mommy's Washcloth

2011-09-24T07:29:00.001-07:00